Iron Will

"This year is destined to be the greatest year of competition, determination, and self will. Do you have the iron will power to push yourself to new heights and barriers that you never thought possible? If that's the case then see how long you can last before you go insane. The iron will competition is based off of the honor code so if you lie well then you are just a really big tool." -Iron Will Facebook Group, 2009

If you've never heard of Iron Will... well maybe you don't want to know. Iron Will is not a competition for the weak, or for those with no self restraint. It is a competition only for the manliest among men.

Basically, they see how long they can go without jacking it. If "anything but pee comes out of your peepee," then you are out. There are three ways to get out. Self-Inflicted, Honorable Discharge, and Nocturnal Emission. Occasionally, there will be a different way of being eliminated from the competition, most notably "Dishonorable Discharge" and "Spontaneous Cumbustion".

So you think this is disgusting? Well, I guess it sort of is... but I thoroughly enjoy following the competition. This is the third year I have been an avid follower of the competition, and it seems to be going pretty well so far, with bout one third of the contestants still remaining. In addition to following the competition, I sometimes seek to sabotage the competitors with links to porn sites disguised as other URLs. Yeah, I'm a bitch. But that's the best part of the contest. :)

This year isn't as organized as the last two years, but I still visit the site every so often to see who's in and who's out. If you want to visit it, click HERE (IRON WILL 2010)