I am super cool

so i went to a midnight showing of eclipse, the third installment of the twilight series in movie form. yes. I arrived at the theater around 9:30, so I waited for more than two hours for the movie to start with a horde of preteen girls squealing, their bodies plastered with sharpie scribbles that said things like "Mrs. Taylor Lautner, Mrs. Edward Cullen, JAY BEIBS 4EVER" and other ridiculous things. I even saw someone with both names, Edward and Jacob, written on her thighs. I was like, honey, you've got to choose, cause you can't have both.

Which incidentally is the choice that Bella has to make in the twilight series; does she want the cold, dead, sparkling vampire, or the warm, sexy-bodied wolf-man?(I think you know who I'd choose).

But really, I'm NOT even that into twilight. i mean, I read the first book and whatever, it wasnt that special. I havent even seen the first two movies, (and i probably never will, because I have been told the acting is absolutely horrendous.. but then again, I like a bunch of disney channel shows, so it should be fine)

so im about to go to my family's beach house for the rest of the week, but i have to write about the funniest part of the movie.

(spoiler alert if you care)

at one point Bella attempts to have Edward have sex with her. (which is creepy because he is dead) but Edward stops her. she asks why they cant do it now and edward says something along the lines of, I want to wait until we are married. silence in the theater. I let out a huge sarcastic laugh. the whole theater bursts out laughing. perfect comedic timing on my part. and then i couldnt stop giggling to myself for the next five minutes it was phenommm.

side note, conte came with us and he was one of perhaps 11 guys in a packed theater. i pointed that out to him repeatedly throughout the night.

yeah and that's basically it.