So I got a question, do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?

Dear God,

Ke$ha is a MESS.

Have you seen the music video to her song Your Love is My Drug? Of course you have, you see everything, God. So you definitely already know that Ke$ha included a dude in her video who looks suspiciously like your son.(beard and all!) If I were you, God, I would be terribly offended. The music video is also considerably "trippy". There is not as much glitter as in some of Ke$ha's other ventures, but that doesn't mean she has succeeded in NOT looking like a complete SKANK. Please help this misled girl, God. She needs your guidance more than any Britney or Lindsay. And seriously. "$" is NOT a letter. Help her soul. We are all praying for her.

With much Love and Concern,

Mari

p.s. Could you tell her that she is probably the least classy human being in the entertainment industry? It just makes it worse that she is trying to be a drunk whore. (thanks G-man)